Signs that I may have been in Honduras too long...
Scenario 1: I am walking to school. I see a cute 9 month-ish old baby riding with his dad...on the front of a MOTORCYCLE!! I am not alarmed. I wave and smile at the baby....Here's your sign!
Scenario 2: I am teaching a science class. We are talking about the vocabulary words breakfast, lunch and dinner. I ask the students what foods they eat for breakfast. One student answers, "Beans." I say, "Great!"... Here's your sign!
Scenario 3: I am teaching a phonics class. We are making a list of words that start with the sound of "m." The first words that pop into my head are mototaxi and machete... Here's your sign!
Scenario 4: When trying to recall the last time I've seen a movie in the theater, I realize that I haven't been to a movie since "Eat, Pray, Love"... Here's your sign!
Scenario 5: I get stuck on a word mid-conversation. I know it is like a jet ski in the snow. What is that word? A SNOWMOBILE!!!... Here's your sign!
Scenario 6: It is 4:30 in the morning. I hear gunshots. I roll as far away from the window as possible and fall back asleep....Here's your sign!
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